Bizarre

Advertisements from the 40's and 50's were just "crazy!" Can you imagine if these were shown today? Here are our top 15 picks for the most bizarre ads ever:

15. White Bread Demon

"Bread is swell, but what I'm really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!"

14. French Suicide Sausage

It's enough to make you want to eat kosher forever.

13. A Girl Around The House

It's nice to have a girl around the house...especially if you are a psychopath serial killer who makes women into rugs!

12. Chubby

Who needs self-esteem when you can have a free fashion book for chubbies? Also, proving that advertising weight representation has always been screwed up, the girl pictured is totally not chubby.

11. Christmas Weapons

The family that guns together, has funs together.

10. Eye Patch, Shirt, Baby Tiger.

Sexy?

9. Chase And Sandborn Spanking

She totally deserves it! Seriously, what kind of woman doesn't "store test" for fresher coffee?

8. Fry's Chocolate Nightmare

Nothing wants to make consumers buy chocolate more than 5 faces of sickly kids looking 5 different shades of miserable!

7. Root Beer Baby!

Mama, please DO NOT give your baby another glass of root beer! It is clearly doing something horrible to him! He is terrifying!

6. Locked Out

You better wash out your privates with Lysol, or your husband will install cartoon locks on the door!

5. Pears Soap Disaster

"Pears Soap- now with such a soothing lather, you won't notice that your baby has gotten into a horrible accident!"

4. Postage Meter Murder

"Is it always illegal to kill a woman?" This is a truly important question and makes us want to buy a new postage meter!

3. Shave Yourself

The old man's baby is going to sing karaoke into a razor....hooray!

2. Baby Soft

JonBenet Ramsey eat your heart out! (Too soon?) This ad makes us want to scream, gouge our eyes out, and then barf!

1. Chocolat Poulain

Drink that cocoa, or this clown will murder you in your sleep!

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